Things Are Getting Worse

It appears as though things are getting much worse within the ranks of those people who have never heard of 'Retro Novelties'

I just encountered a woman who didn't know what a 'Hand Buzzer' was. This is actually only the start of the insanity though. I come across a lot of other people who expect these things to really shock them. With electricity I mean. Hmmm.... yea, just like those 'X- Ray Glasses' could really see through girls clothes. Everyone knows they can actually only see through mens.